Music Hits The Spot series (Take It Off) - By: Donald Mitchell

As I muddled through the many various topics I could write about, I thought about something. I figured, how many of you women out here reading this post have thought about songs that you could "perform" to? Don't front, don't act like you've never thought about dancing for your boo, in the privacy of your (or his, or the hotel) room. It's cool...I ain't mad about it. I enjoy a good private dance too...9 times outta 10, it's gonna lead to somethin that will benefit you in the end.

Now coming up with this list was pretty easy actually. The first song that popped into my head was the below: I mean, seriously, listening to this song, you already got instructions. LOL



Pimp C just tells you off bat:

"Take it off bitch, bend over lemme see
if you lookin for a trill type nigga lemme be it."

And if you do that right, you bound to get yours in before you know it. But don't just get up there and think that because you got this song on, and somethin real scandalous, that we gone up and start bangin. (Well, we will, but you know..lol). Make sure you, "work somethin, twerk somethin".

And for the fellas, don't get psychotic and start humpin as soon as she start dancin. Let her make her way over to ya. It'll be worth the wait. If you lookin for some other suggestions to get her outta her shell and onto a make shift pole in the crib, look down below (not in ya pants, but at the list...lol):

50 Cent - Ayo Technology: Here's a bangin visual for you ladies if you want some pointers on how to work a pole. LOL

Jeremih - Birthday Sex: A great way to show the man you love, just how MUCH you love him on his birthday.

The Dream - Lemme See The Booty: Here is for you lap dancing gurls. I know you know what I'm talkin about. Or maybe you wanna do more than dance in that lap.

Crime Mob - Rock Yo Hips: If you one of those ladies that like to gyrate outta control, here is the theme song for you. Maybe this should be your starter song to get ya clothes off.

Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls I suggest this be your ending song right before you relax and let it gooooooooooo! SAY IT!

Lil Wayne feat Bobby V. - Mrs. Officer: Take notes ladies....ideas for after you go in for the kill.

I know this is different from the norm, but I am an equal opportunist, and the strippers should get their just do. We can't leave them out, cause they have provided us men with quality hours spent in shake junts, bachelor parties, and the like. Don't be afraid to show your man how you can work it behind closed doors....after all, we love a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. YUUU-WEH!!!!