Beanpie - Volume 10 Episode 1: The Mystery Call

Written by :Shaun Bolden

Opening Scene: It is now Saturday morning, and Beanpie is outside fixing up the old push cart he acquired from the warehouse.

Beanpie(to self): Haha, the number one hustler is back in business. I have a new cart to sell my stuff on, and I have all of my inventions back, plus my newest sham to add to the mix.

*As he is washing the cart, Shaun walks by.

Beanpie: Ice Ju….

Shaun: Can you do me one favor, and call me Shaun? I mean it just so happens to be my name.

Beanpie: Right mate. So how’s the work day for ya?

Shaun: Same ol same. Bills, and ads, nothing new. You really are gonna fix that thing up and hustle from it aren’t you?

Beanpie: You know it mate. I am on my way to making hustler history.

Shaun: Yeah right, and where exactly do you plan on selling this stuff?

Beanpie: I am gonna find a spot downtown, and set shop up there.

Shaun: Good luck with that.

Beanpie: I have to get going on my newest sham too. The more products you have, the better chance of selling.

Shaun: Man you are hopeless. Take it easy man.

Beanpie: Peace Ice Juicy.

Shaun: My name is……forget it.

Scene 2: Beanpie is in the basement putting the final touches on his newest sham while Lisa sits and watches.

Lisa: So this is the newest “sham” that is gonna make you the number one hustler I presume.

Beanpie: Well now I have a plethora of items to make money off of.

Lisa(sarcastically): Yup, there’s no way you’ll fail this time.

Beanpie: You just watch, and I am gonna be the biggest thing around pretty soon.

Lisa: Like I said before, if this stuff starts moving, I will pay for that spot in the flea market.

Beanpie: Hey Lis, where exactly do you work?

Lisa: In a building.

Beanpie: I know that, but what do you do at work?

Lisa: Office stuff.

Beanpie: I see where this is going. Let me ask you this, how did you know that Fat Man? Better yet, how did he know you?

Lisa: Some things are better left alone……and this is one of them.

Beanpie: Whateva love.

Lisa: So what is this stuff? Super dirt?

Beanpie: It is a very effective, and organic fertilizer. I call it Earth 2 Go. You should know all about it with your green thumb style and all.

Lisa: Would you like to taste my green thumb?

Beanpie: You can’t deal with my super inventive technique.

Lisa: What is that?

Beanpie: I’m not sure, I just invented it.

Lisa: I see you’re a comedian today, I call this move “Raking the leaves”.

*Lisa jumps on top of Beanpie, and they playfully wrestle a bit.

Lisa: I wish you would just give this up and get a real job Randolph.

Beanpie: I will if you let me work with you.

Lisa: Seriously, when are you going to get a real job?

Beanpie: I won’t have to, this won’t fail.

*Just then Lisa’s phone rings. She talks briefly and then hangs up.

Lisa: Hey I gotta run.

Beanpie: And who is this that has you running off like that?

Lisa: You’ll see, I am going to pick them up now.

Beanpie: Alright I’ll be here waiting.

Lisa: I’ll be right back.